Christmas!

Dashing through the snow,

Get the fuck out of my way.

You're too fucking slow,

And fat, what do you weigh?

(Ha Ha Ha)

You can't fucking sing,

I'll start a fucking fight.

Get out the way you fucking ho

I'm driving here tonight!

Jingle bells, go to hell,

Get the fuck out of my way.

Oh what fun it is to ride,

Over bodies every day, hey!

Jingle bells, go to hell,

Bitch what did I say,

Run that ass cuz you can't run

From my motherfucking sleigh

Hey!